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آموزش زبان انگلیسی ELC
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5 / 7برچسب:, :: ::  نويسنده : S.Alidadi

What goes up, but never comes down?

 
Age

What walks that cannot be seen?
Wind




What animal carries his house wherever he goes?

Turtle








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Tell Me What I am



ادامه مطلب ...


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فونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا سازفونت زيبا ساز


                                                      



ادامه مطلب ...


22 / 6برچسب:, :: ::  نويسنده : S.Alidadi

Do you know almost all of our puzzles are logic?

 



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Joke image

 

Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold?

A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us

 

Do you understand the joke? if not read here

Lots of dinosaur names end in 'saurus,' which sounds the same as 'saw us' in English

 

 



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Q. What's a snake's favorite subject at school ?                             A:   Hissssstory

 
 

Do you understand the joke? if not, read here


Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes

 



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Q: Why did the frog say 'meow'?                                                           A: He was learning a foreign language

Do you understand the joke? If not, read here

Frogs say 'croak' or 'rubbit' when they make a noise. Cats say 'meow'. So, this frog that says 'meow' is speaking like a cat! A 'foreign language' for a frog



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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.




Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.



Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
 
A: Because it's too far to walk.




Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips




(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
 

Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
 

Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
 

Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home


 



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Q: Where do cows go at the weekend?                                             

           A: To the moo-vies



Do you understand the joke/ if not, read here.

'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema
 



 

 



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What Am I?

I am in your body.
I am red.
I am the symbol for love.
Blood pumps through me.
Please don't break me



ادامه مطلب ...


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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.


 
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink



Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say

Doctor: Next please


             

Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework?

Student: No, he did it all by himself


 



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A man receives a phone call from his doctor

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday

 



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Tell ME What I am

I have a handle

I hold hot or cold drinks

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Late for work

 
 
 
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Gorilla with bananas in his ears

 
 
Joke image                          


Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear


A: Anything you like ... he can't hear you


Do you understand the joke? if not, read here

If you've got bananas in your ears, you can't hear anything so it doesn't matter what you say



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What Am I؟

 

I am red, green, or yellow.
I am a healthy snack.
I make good juice.
You can bite me or slice me.
Give me to a teacher

                    

 



ادامه مطلب ...


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The letter C becomes O, O becomes C



Answer: The Moon

  

                                                             



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I cannot see although my eyes are wide open; if I cover, I can see


Answer:
Eyeglasses


                                                 



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Question: Why are fish so clever?    Answer: Because

they are always in schools


Do you understand the joke? if not, read here


 
 
 

You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also

the word used for a group of fish ?   You can say, 'I saw a school of

tropical fish when I went diving



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How many letters are there in the English

 alphabet?


Answer:
18 letters!


3 in "the" ,7 in "English", and 8 in " alphabet



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What am I?    Please blow air in me

I come in many colors.
I'm a symbol of celebration.
Don't touch me with anything sharp.
I only last a day or two


Answer: Balloon


 



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What am I?     I am hot

 

I live in the sky.
I am bright.
Don't look straight at me.
I disappear in the night


Answer: sun

 

What Am I?     I live in the water

 

You can drive me.
I might make you sick.
Don't put a hole in me.
Tie me up when you're done

 

Answer : Boat




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What is wrong with the house?

Answer: The door is sideways


What is wrong with the man?

Answer : His glasses are crooked



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When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?



Answer:  When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock



I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

Answer: The Wind





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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

A: An envelope.


Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?

A: A blackboard.


Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?

A: A carrot



Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say

"I am beautiful," which tense is it?
 
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.



Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?

A: A piano.


A: Meet my new born brother.

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?

A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.



Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
 
Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
.



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Riddles of Alphabet

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea

Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?
A: The letter " I
 

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea

Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh

Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay

Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter "m

Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer
.

Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
A: It can make "her" "hear
.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise

Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day
".

Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of "fun
".

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters
)

Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U

 

Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g



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What is the longest word in the English language?
 
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last
 
letter
s!"




If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.

If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life



Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow
 
Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a

 horse!"



 



Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it



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Big Ant


Which ant is bigger than an elephant?


A: A gi-ant!

Do you understand the joke? If not read here:


Both the words, elephant and giant have the same letter as the word ant! Elephants and giants are very big and ants are very small.



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