Do you know almost all of our puzzles are logic?

Q: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold?

A: Do-you-think-he-saw-us

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Lots of dinosaur names end in 'saurus,' which sounds the same as 'saw us' in English

Q. What's a snake's favorite subject at school ?                             A:   Hissssstory

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Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
 
A: Because it's too far to walk.

Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips

(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
 
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
 
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
 
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home

A man receives a phone call from his doctor

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday

Late for work

 

 

Gorilla with bananas in his ears

 

 

                         

Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear

A: Anything you like ... he can't hear you

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What Am I؟

I am red, green, or yellow.
I am a healthy snack.
I make good juice.
You can bite me or slice me.
Give me to a teacher

                                

The letter C becomes O, O becomes C


Answer: The Moon

  

                                                             

                              

I cannot see although my eyes are wide open; if I cover, I can see


Answer: Eyeglasses


                                                 

Question: Why are fish so clever?    Answer: Because

they are always in schools

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You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also

the word used for a group of fish ?   You can say, 'I saw a school of

tropical fish when I went diving

How many letters are there in the English

 alphabet?

Answer: 18 letters!


3 in "the" ,7 in "English", and 8 in " alphabet

What am I?    Please blow air in me

I come in many colors.
I'm a symbol of celebration.
Don't touch me with anything sharp.
I only last a day or two

Answer: Balloon

What am I?     I am hot

I live in the sky.
I am bright.
Don't look straight at me.
I disappear in the night

What Am I?     I live in the water

You can drive me.
I might make you sick.
Don't put a hole in me.
Tie me up when you're done

Answer : Boat

What is wrong with the house?

Answer: The door is sideways

What is wrong with the man?

Answer : His glasses are crooked

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

Answer:  When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock

I'm as big as an elephant, but lighter than a feather. What am I?

Answer: The Wind

Riddles of Alphabet

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea

Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?
A: The letter " I 

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea

Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh

Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay

Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter "m

Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?
A: It can make "her" "hear.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise

Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".

Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U

Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g

What is the longest word in the English language?
 
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last
 
letters!"

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.

If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow
 
Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a

 horse!"



 

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it

Big Ant

Which ant is bigger than an elephant?

A: A gi-ant!

Do you understand the joke? If not read here:

Both the words, elephant and giant have the same letter as the word ant! Elephants and giants are very big and ants are very small.