What is the longest word in the English language?
 
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last
 
letters!"

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.

If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.

If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.

If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow
 
Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a

 horse!"



 

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it

Big Ant

Which ant is bigger than an elephant?

A: A gi-ant!

Do you understand the joke? If not read here:

Both the words, elephant and giant have the same letter as the word ant! Elephants and giants are very big and ants are very small.