Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
Q: What flowers have two lips?
A: Tulips
(After teaching about telling time)
Teacher: What time is it?
Students: Umm, eight fifty-nine?
Teacher: Nope.
Students: About nine o'clock?
Teacher: No.
Students: What then?
Teacher: It's time to go home
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