What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last
letters!"
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow
Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a
horse!"
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it
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