Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say
"I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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