My Teacher Ate My Homework

My teacher ate my homework,
which I thought was rather odd.
He sniffed at it and smiled
with an approving sort of nod

He took a little nibble—
it’s unusual, but true—
then had a somewhat larger bite
and gave a thoughtful chew

I think he must have liked it,
for he really went to town.
He gobbled it with gusto,
and he wolfed the whole thing down

He licked off all his fingers,
gave a burp, and said, “You pass.”
I guess that’s how they grade you
when you’re in a cooking class

School Rules

Do not oversleep and miss the school bus

you'll be late

That's a habit teachers generally

don't appreciate

Never call your teacher a name

when she's not near you

Teachers' ears are excellent

so they can always hear you

Do not read a textbook when your hands

aren't clean-it's tricky

to separate the pages when the pages

get real sticky

When you go out for a team

it's always wise to practice

When you are a substitute

the bench can feel like cactus

Do not copy homework from a friend

who is a dummy

If you do, I'm sure that you

will get a grade that's crummy

And if your report card's bad

don't blame it on your buddy

Kiss up to your parents quick

or they might make you study

by Bruce Lansky

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Hansel and Gretel                                                 

                                                     
                         

Thumbelina

                                                     

Jack and the Beanstalk

                                        

A man receives a phone call from his doctor

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday

ترتیب قرار گرفتن صفات در جمله

determiner+quality+size+color+nationality+material+noun

اسم+اسم جنس+ملیت+رنگ+اندازه+کیفیت+پیشرواسم(حرف تعریف,عدد)

a nice long red French cotton blouse

The young English teacher bought a large white cotton shirt

This beautiful Persian carpet is very expensive

Gorilla with bananas in his ears

 

 

                         

Q: What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear

A: Anything you like ... he can't hear you

Do you understand the joke? if not, read here

What Am I؟

I am red, green, or yellow.
I am a healthy snack.
I make good juice.
You can bite me or slice me.
Give me to a teacher

ENGLISH SPEAKING TIPS

Here Are Some Steps Which Will Let you Know About English Its Not Any Kind Of Problem in English Speaking Just Need Some Good tips

• Start Reading English - A good thing to do would be to start reading. Discover new words and focus on their pronunciation. The most imperative thing here is to understand the meaning and the use of the

• No need to study grammar- Though is it really important to learn the basic grammar rules in English. However, there is no need to pay much attention on grammar in the preliminary stage of learning English

• Be a good Listener- One of the most vital tip is to listen cautiously and understand English one regular basis. Try to emulate the accent and rhythm of some good English speakers. Also watch English shows and movies to build on your English enunciation and improve vocabulary.

• Learning by continuous practice- It is well known, Practice makes a man perfect. Same applies in this case also. In order to be able to speak English you would have to practice really hard, as it takes time to pronounce the letters with ease, the more you practice it, the more you master it

• Boost up your confidence- You need to be confident on your English speaking skills. All these English speaking tips will be of no use if you are not that. It is quite natural to commit errors when learning a new language. Do not speak too fast which makes it difficult to understand and do not be too hesitant when speaking because this can make you stumble

• Try to Think in English- "Thinking in English" pontificates that Construct the sentences in English as you think about them before saying them. D not try to use your native language.

• Read aloud in English for 15-20 minutes every day- It is quiet important to speak aloud to improve the tone of voice and pronounce the words correctly

• Record your own voice and listen for pronunciation mistakes- This is a very important exercise as in this way you yourself become aware of the mistakes you make

• Learn the use of Dictionary-While reading or listening you may come across various complex words. Dictionary can help you find the meanings and without knowing the meanings it will be a sheer waste to continue reading.

• Have persistence- You need to be persistent enough to give your enough instance to learn English as it is not a one day game

                                

The letter C becomes O, O becomes C


Answer: The Moon

  

                                                             

Molly was the only little girl on her street, but when she

 was eight years old, another girl came to live in the

 house opposite hers. The new girl was eight years old

 too, and her name was Joan. Joan had two brothers. She

 didn't go to the same school as Molly, but they soon

 began to play together after school.

One day Joan came home, had her milk and cookies,

 and then went to Molly's house. She said to her friend, "

 Hi, Molly.Will you come to my house to play? I've got a

 nice new game."

Molly answered, " I'm sorry, Joan, but my mother won't

 let me play with you today, because your brother

George has a bad cold, and she doesn't want me to get

 it, too. "
"Oh, that's all right, Molly, " Joan answered quickly. "

 George isn't really my brother. He's my step-brother."

A. Answer these questions:

1- When did Joan come to live on the same street as Molly?

2-Did Molly and Joan play together at school?

3-When did they play together?

4-Who was George?

5-Why didn't Molly's mother want her to play with Joan one day?

6-What did Joan say when Molly told her this?


B. Which words in the story mean the opposite of :

1-big

2-different

3-alone

4-old

5-slowly

Where did the voices go

?

There was once a little boy who told tales about absolutely everything. Whenever anyone asked who had done this, or who had said that, the little boy jumped up and shouted out the guilty person's name

At his school the children ended up never speaking to each other; they were tired of the little boy using their words to tell tales. Because they no longer spoke, the children started to lose their voices, until no one could say anything at all

This made things very boring for the little boy. He was left on his own, feeling lonely, and the others resented him for being the cause of everyone losing their voice

A Child's Ten Requests

1. My hands are small; please don’t expect perfection whenever I draw a picture or throw a ball.  My legs are short; please slow down so that I can keep up with you   
2. My eyes have not seen the world as yours have; please let me explore safely.  Don’t restrict me unnecessarily
     
3. Housework will always be there.  I’m only little for a short time; please  take time to explain things to me about this wonderful world, and do so willingly
    
4. My feelings are tender; please be sensitive to my needs; don’t nag me all day long.  Treat me as you would like to be treated
     
5. I am a special gift from God; please treasure me as God intended you to do, holding me accountable for my actions, giving me guidelines to live by, and disciplining me in a loving manner
    
6. I need your encouragement to grow.  Please go easy on criticism; remember, you can criticize the things I do without criticizing me
    
7. Please give me the freedom to make decisions concerning myself.  Permit me to fail, so that I can learn from my mistakes
     
8. Please don’t do things over for me.  Somehow that makes me feel that my efforts don’t quite measure up to your expectations
     
9. Please don’t be afraid to leave for a weekend together.  Kids need vacations from parents, just as parents need vacations from kids
     
10. Please take me to mosque regularly; setting a good example from an early age

In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful

Say: I seek refuge in the lord of the dawn

From the evil of what He has created

And from the evil of the utterly dark night when it comes

And from the evil of those blow on knots

And from the evil of the envious when he envies

now surely by Allah's remembrance are the hearts set at rest